Love it! Couldn't wear it.

Here's some looks I love but couldn't wear 

People already think I'm nuts, so I don't think this would help. 

oh, but I'm not this nuts though

why is this a thing? I feel like i'could wear this in Ireland, but there's cows in my hometown and I don't wanna get attacked. Cows be crazy 

I get it, but then do I really?. 

I would love this, I just feel like my balls wouldn't 

or i could just ask them

I  love it, but I don't wanna look like I'm an overthinker, you know...

 Natural History Museum called  They need them shoes back.  

Oh I have this but in blue

I feel like it needs to reaaaaally reaaally rain where you live in order to wear this and it'd be perfect but...it's always sunny here so...or is that a bib? Do they eat in the rain? That must suck.

Love this but I know I'mma forget that frame everywhere, and you know ...the look it won't make any sense without it, then is just a sweater so...

This is a Monday outfit clearly, but feels too couture for me and I don't do couture. Also, I don't wanna be not ok to wear this. Is she ok, or is that just her face?

Love it, but It will constantly remind me of my exes taking themselves out...

I'd wear this but I smoke. And my friends smoke. Now, if it came with a fire extinguisher bag...hmmm

Oh ok. We doin this now? About time this came back in style. It's been centuries. 

I  could but, all I can think is... restroom? Like, how do you do it? Or can always use family restroom. Hmmm.