Office Romance is 😍😍😍

Office Romance was fun. I mean, it's a rom-com, don't expect something crazy, but it's probably one of the best rom-coms in years. It's got all the right moments, all the right silly jokes, the right storyline, and a good cast. I even almost had a tear when her father finally gave her credit lol, and I don't even have father issues lol. I was like, "Awww, look at her." And something that would never happen lol. Cute!

Now... I can rip this movie to pieces, but I did enjoy it. How can you not love a boner moment? Lmao. But for real, what would you do?

So seeeeee! When it's a good-looking man, it's OK, but imagine if he was "ugly." She'd fire him on the spot and call someone with a badge.

What would I have done? I dunno. A suit and a boner... like damn. But shit never happens to me.

Oh yes, it did happen! I was at the gym and this old man in his 80s was standing at the sauna door touching himself. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

And I looked for a second and I was like, "Oh, so that's what Gollum looks like when he jerks off." Hahahahaha. I'M SORRY! Hahahahahahahahaha. NUTS!

I would probably act like I didn't see it, though. Then tease the fuck out of him, but kicking him out...eff no! You gonna ruin those pants today! Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

I can't lol.

But also, love in your 50s, man. We never get to see that. And these people are not all grumpy and desperate and "ohhhhh my wife and 14 kids left me, look at me, I'm an alcoholic," etc., etc. So that's nice.

I was expecting a better "fight scene," but her stalking him to see his killer sister and then being like, "You liiiiied to me!"

Gurl, you stalked me to prison. Tf.

I'd do it too, but the moment it said "Correctional Facility," I'd be like, nuuuuuuh. It better be a client.

And how can you tell someone, "Hmmm... so my sister... she's a killer lol."

I'd be like, "Hmmm... biological sister? Like sister-sister? Or..."

I don't know lmao.

And to Americans? HA! They would run.

Oh, I forgot she's from Jersey.

OK, never mind. Hahahahahaha.

Loved Betty Gilpin. Didn't love seeing her pussy poppin' like that on a full screen. Twice!

Loved how easy they made giving birth look.

"Number twooo! Number twoooo! Your order is ready."

Don't think she was lying 😁😁😁

If they ever made a rom-com about me, that'd be hilarious.

But I want it to start with bumping into someone on the street. That's my heartbreaker lol.

In the winter. It has to be winter.

Then I want to be cheated on. I've never been cheated on! I wanna feeeeel!

Oh, it'd be sooooo fucked up because ughhhhh, we're taking a trip to hellllllUH! Hahahahaha!

Then it's gonna be like 20 minutes of me suffering.

Then I find true love.

Oh, of course with another one.

You thought this was going there? Nuh!

I ain't forgiving no one.

See? Everybody would be thinking, "Oh, they're gonna get back together."

And just like that...

Fuck!

I find true love.

WOW!

Bravo, myself.

And we ain't fucking in no office. I wanna fuck in places no one really does.

Like a Hermès store bathroom.

Or my ex's apartment.

What?

The apartment is fucking gorgeous lol.

Anyway, until that never happens, go see this one, because it was worth it.