Leave The World Behind
INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
Albanyac and his neighbor Sam have finished watching “Leave The World Behind” and review it start to finish.
Albanyac
I decided to watch this movie because I really like Myha’la Herrold...
Albanyac
Well her too, pretty much the whole cast but, I like Myha’la from “Industry” and was curious to see how’d she do in this and she didn’t disappoint.
Sam
I got curious because it was trending on Twitter, on X whatever, and I was like lemme see what in the conspiracy theory is all about...
Albanyac
LOOOOL I mean, all for it, because some of them are interesting even thought very far outthere and yeah maybe might be some truth to them, but in the end is like; And what you gonna do? Do you wanna get proven right and then what?
Sam
Right?! It’s like this obsession with who runs who? I mean, your partner telling you to be at home by 5 that’s who run shit, worry about that. If the world is gonna end, well the fucks with it.
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Albanyac
Now about the movie. Since when rich people started renting out their houses?
Sam
Well, it is good money. 3k per weekend...
Albanyac
Sam
Well, for Julia and Ethan I would! It’s their vacation home.
Albanyac
They’re rich! He deals with some of the most powerful people on earth...don’t make it make sense because it doesn’t.
Sam
OK then! That’s a con. I find it funny though that she says she hates people then she’s the one doing grocery shopping and it cuts to the fucking beach hahhahahaha where of course there’s plenty of them.
Albanyac
And she lives in NYC! Oh! And that scene of Ethan wearing sunglasses.Couldn’t they get him a pair of 148-150 like ughhhh how that triggers me lol
Sam
There’s literally a boat heading into them but you’re worried about the glasses?
Albanyac
Well, they don’t look worried either, is like; Oh look a boat heading toward the shore. Should we get up?
Oh cut that Instagram shit. New Yorkers are not indifferent or stupid. People misunderstand them all the time. New Yorkers are quick acting. They know what is worth dealing with or not and move on quick. This family is just dumb. Do you know the size of that fucking boat? The speed? New Yorkers would have been like nuuuuh, we’re leaving town. Boats don’t just show up like that. Instead these two are like oh well!
Sam
Then head home, where there’s no service of any kind, no TV, not only it doesn’t bother them but somehow the kids are not having a fit over it. But wait there is more. A deer!
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Albanyac
Which he sees as a good omen, because the deers on the fucking East coast are scarce as fuck hahahahahahhaaha
Sam
And it doesn’t seem to bother them that the services are not restored for the rest of the day instead they play games.
Albanyac
WTF is with Hollywood and Game Night. Who actually does this in US? it’s in every movie and tv show!!! I don’t know anyone who does this. Like, I asked my friends once if they have Game Night and they were like “You mean Bowling?”
Sam
I don’t know anyone, unless drinking wine and talking shit qualifies as such then... yeah I don’t think we do this. It’s funny even more because they’re playing but their kids aren’t. And they’re all smiles like a cereal commercial .Like it’s a fucking brick tower! Why are you so happy?
Instead, they could have learned how to download all Friends episodes so that little girl would shut tf up about it for the rest of the movie. We get it. The show is a sign or something.
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Hi! It’s late, we have no ID, no proof of ownership, but TRUST us this is our home.
Sam
The company forgot to put a host picture on the website, so you don’t know what we look like. You have no person of contact.So basically we can be anyone, but Trust us.
Albanyac
And since we’re at that. My daughter is also gonna have an attitude.
It doesn’t seem like their house. In NY, in 2023! Lol! What do people who own houses like this seem like exactly lmao. Do they carry a badge?
Sam
It’s like they trying to make Julia look mean, but who in their right mind would let strangers in their place of stay, while kids are upstairs. Even if you own the house, ok not till Monday you don’t I paid lol
Albanyac
I mean, why wouldn’t they just say; Hey! Shit is goin on in the city we run back here, because we think this is serious. That’s all!
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` Sam
Instead she wants to call the company. The phones have been off all day bish wtf
Albanyac
Or or or when she keeps saying something is going on here. A FUCKING BLACK OUT! They just fucking told you! Hahahahahahahaah!
But not before Mahershala throwing some shaaaade! Affordable too! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Sam
Quick question though. What would you do in this sitution?
Albanyac
Well, first off you know I don’t do remote.If There’s no CVS in 5 minute walk I ain’t going there. I would have known his name, her name, their cousins name, Instagram, Facebook, LinkedIn, Tinder all of them hahahhahaa! A Blink camera would have been handy and if I’m not expecting anyone I’m not opening the door.
Sam
Daaaaaamn!
Albanyac
Well...and Even if I knew all this, I would have left and gone to a hotel. I’m not sleeping with strangers in the house.
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Sam
I feel the same. And vice versa. Even if it was my house, not knowing the other people I don’t think i would ask to stay with them, especially with Julia acting like that.
Albanyac
Given there’s a blackout and all that, you can think well they have to, but the thing is, they still didn’t know exactly how bad it was so...
Sam
Weird though how, when he says “with all that’s going on in the city” and they don’t bother ask tf is going on in the city?
Albanyac
Ethan character especially is so...nonplussed hahahhaha
Sam
Instead he goes to town to buy a newspaper because apparently newspapers are still printed by 1900 technology lol
Albanyac
Then we find out something really is going on and Mahershala was warned about it for some times, but still doesn’t explain the deers lol
Sam
Here’s what I don’t get. They see/know all this happening, but they’re. Not worried? How?
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Albanyac
It’s also a movie so, chill lol
Sam
And what did the Spanish lady say? Why didn’t they translate that?
Albanyac
She said, I hope you don’t need this gringo’s help because he’s not the one lololol
Sam
This is taking way too long
Albanyac
Well this movie is kinda slow, although I enjoyed it.
Sam
I loved the Tesla scene. That was scary.
Albanyac
And the fact that they just recalled 2m of them ...well...conspiracy theorists are gonna have a day lol
Sam
Would you ride one of them?
Albanyac
The self driving ones? Maybe in 10 years.
Sam
What other moments were there we forgot to mention?
Albanyac
Oh! Not, Julia Roberts picking Too Close by Next and dancing like to Florence + The Machine lol
Sam
Not the fact they almost cheated?
Albanyac
Darling, don’t you know? All is fair in war!
Sam
So, anyway. I thought this was an A.I attack or at least that’s what’s being insinuated, even thought they tried to make it seem confusing.
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Sam
You think so? I thought it was more like a group of countries who did this?
Albanyac
Nope, because if another country did this, and that rich dude knew about this, then the government would have known as well. But A.I getting out of control, that explains him knowing and government not being able to halt it on time.
Sam
But what about the ending. That had people pissed lol
I thought it was a good find. A cute “joke” - life goes on kinda - going throughout the movie.
Albanyac
That, or the fact that it was the last episode of the show and it was named The Last One, kind of foretelling. Also keep in mind that, the last episode was aired in 2004 before smartphones, A.I, social media and technology became way more influential in everybody’s daily life, pretty much a necessity. She’s watching it on DVD as if to say, going back before everything became too much. Maybe also, as simple as” : whatever happens, life goes on, humans will survive and maybe learn to be... friends.
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Sam
So...poetic lol
Albanyac
Bish! Tf
Sam
Makes me wanna watch Friends. Do you?
Albanyac
If God forbid we ever in a bunker. Maybe.
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