Magazine covers!

 

Ytou know I luv magazine covers, so...here we go!

Looks like a National Geographic cover. I don't know what's going on. Everything is oversized and there's a dog. "Higher and higher" ...that's the cover they came up with for Olympic Winter Games? In Italy? Meh...do better. 

Luv luv her, but why they made her lok like she's auditioning for a Selena movie? Can't unsee it.

What in the Sears Portrait Studios is going on in here?! And that font! 

She needs to take a break from showing her tits and Cosmopolitan from whatver nuance of pink this is. "The love issue" - "I can't make everyone love me".Sigmund Freud  analyze this. 

Well, they're wired all right lol looks like something Elton John would wear, which depending where you're standing it can be everything or nothing. 

So her next chapter is becoming Sade? Completely different because she is married? WTF. A movie star? Says who? People need to stop throwing words around like it's a buffet. Tf! 

Looks like the male version of Cosmopolitan. I like Romeo. He's actually hot and good at modeling. He might be the only Beckham kid to have a career in entertainment, but hopefully gets the right people to manage/advice him and not whoever picked this Zoolander face for a cover. 

What in the "end the world hunger" poster girl cover is this? And that Balkan bride hair. I can't. 

Love both covers of "Love". The one with Benny is so casual, so random but somehow it works. Is like, when someone runs by you on your way to grab a coffee, and gets your attention and you get that spark and wonder if you gonna see him again tomorrow. Then you do and it becomes a thing. Then you hook up and never see them again haaaaaaaa!  The other one with Loli is such an after party vibe. Gets a bit chilly. He gives you his jacket and you don't just look cute and in love, you also look stylish af. 

Ok Playgirl lol. Is givin Peter Andre in the '90's. Hudson has been everywhere, like everywheeeere which we like. I don't know about this cover though. Seems like a poor choice. Looks like out of an Andrew Christian catalogue.  

Luv Rachel! Luv this cover. Luv tomatoes!  Very original, very Dazed, very her. At least they put some thought into it. 

This is so Instagram perfect. I think would have been better, if she was standing up facing the ocean, somewhere closer to the water...but is a great photo. Luv that this cover is so pretty and clean. 

Currently watching The Night Manager. I think is such a safe and clean cover, got that old Hollywood vibe. I like it..

It's giving Kim Kardashian lol. 

Very '80s, but is such a perfect shot. Bro woul'd have been a star overnight, had this come out back then. Hero magazine never dissapoints. 

What in the .... His head, those pants, that background, that headline! EVERYBODY on unemployment comepesation lmao. My superpower is my fearlessness...eyerolling so hard I might need glasses. This whole cover is so cringe. 

Tate looks stunning! She's not helping them Britney Spears references with this but who cares. Great cover shot! Rolling Stone on the other hand, tf is this new layout? Is horrendous. "Confessions of a Pop Superstar". You can hold on that Superstar lol or this basic headline. If she was a superstar, you'd try harder. Anyway...

Are those, them TikTok viral pants? He pulls them better. Also, who is he? I know I'm all for a clean cover, but at least let us know who this cutie is lol. Me likey. 

Perfectioooooon! Just ughhhh perfection! Like, this literally gave me feels. Heart it!

Is it like mandatory at Madame to require everybody take poses like this, cos tf. The '90s where 26 years ago. Re-read that! 

Yeah...oh poor girl. Her face card is working but that outfit. What is even that? I didn't think that kind of yellow was even possible but...leave it to Elle. Finally Spring? Oh no, please I better not see this yellow around. Do not make this a thing.  

I want that ring, and I don't even wear rings. HOT!

Yes, Yes YESUUUUGH! This is art! 

Hearts for Valentine's? Groundbreaking. 

Stunnniiiinguuuh! Melissa looks so goooood in here! So sweet, so natural. Girl next door, but femme fatale at the same time. Why is ELLE pushing for this crazy bright yellow so hard lol 

I LOVE this cover. Is not perfect, is not special, but I just LOVE it! I guess I do have a type lol.

Oh nuh! Coverlines literally match his face tattoos and not like a good thing. 

Where have I seen this shot before? Seems so familiar. Also, it looks like a flyer for some sort of thing.

Like a cereal commercial, or salad...or  snap, some kind of medication. You know the ones in which they list 101 side effects while showing people in all smiles, hugging each other lol. A cruise? I don't know.  

THIS! GQ finally did it! Art baby art! I want this framed. That's how good this is. Don't know tf ACT II means, cos is not like Paul went anywhere or changed anything but, I'm gonna overlook that. 🖤

Beautiful cover. Don't understand why they placed that screen in there and ruined her look, but ...it is a good cover.Annoying because her fit seems amazing. 

THESE three covers of VF in US, UK, Italy....are not for the faint-hearted lol These would have been on everybody's wall back in 2000s. Thank you for bringing back memories, but also making them fellas look so chic.  

Dreamy! Glass always delivers so no surprises here. This Hollywood glamour is so much needed and timeless. Ofc Emma Laird pulls it off so easely and looks superb. 

The mouth is the cover lol. One of those photos, that are so iconic they don't require anything else to add or explain or ...is just that. That's the cover. Done. 

Oh hon! I know Party City is the only place that closes late, but that wig...you could have done without that wig. Worse if it's her actual hair. 

SUCH a great shot, but they had to go ruin it with that stupid headline on the side. How do you crop a perfect shot to make space for a headline? WHY? She's so pretty. 

Can't wait for Masters of the Universe. I don't know what's going on with this cover, but then it is Empire so. They were on the set and they couldn't get these three together for a proper photo shoot? OK!

Since I keep bringing up the '90s. Do you remember those postcards that used to be everywhere, with this hot couple always kissing or hugging on a Harley? lol This is straight out of that lmao. What is going on? Are people running out of ideas lol. It is hot and I hear Wuthering Heights is not all that but I'm probably going to watch it anyway.