Somebody stop JoJo Siwa



It happens to every child star. The moment they grow up, fitting in is not so simple. Popularity goes down, you seem out of place and everything you do is based on the reputation you had as a child star. So, the “smartest” thing to do is start rebelling. Literally everyone done it. That’s popularity 101. Show some skin, be sexy, duet with a raper or rock star, cover a famous song, say Madonna, Whitney, Aretha are your idols whatever, some of those things. Life used to be so easy. Not anymore. Unlike before, your star power can be counted by the second. No one is waiting for the end of the month till numbers come in. In 60 minutes if you don’t break records for the most streamed song by this and that singer of this and that genre since this and that year, your label starts scraping plans. It was nice meeting you! Start promoting that tea. So what is a young singer to do, in order to hold to her success? I don’t know, work I guess? Have a better plan? But definitely don’t ask strangers on internet to get you Molly. LIKE WTF! The way she would have been dropped 15 years ago by her label and any sponsorship lmao, yet no one bat an eye. If she had asked for cigarettes though…phewww! That was so strange to me. And she was with her mother AT Universal Studios. Maaaaan! Meanwhile Britney Spears got so much shit  because her boobs grew. LMAO! “Well my daughter sees her idol Britney and now she wants to have the same thing, what do I tell her?. Tell her she Ain’t Britney Spears tf hahahaha! Some wild times. Anyway, back to JoJo. Now she’s drinking alcohol out of a bottle, tattoos, wears whatever that is, talks about surrogate babies, claims to invent genres and doing things no one has done before. Kind of like going through Tik Tok and wondering tf is this algorithm?! Everything she says, would have had her dropped by her management team, label, sponsor, p.r anythiiiing not awhile ago. How she still has a career I don’t know but, someone got to stop her. She’s a decent singer, can dance, has a funny personality, is pretty…why can’t she take advantage of that? I won’t be surprised if she’s next on WWE. She’s dressing like Hulk Hogan, so might as well. But seriously, I get you do you, but if everybody is telling you this ain’t working…maybe take a minute and listen?! Why is everybody these days obsessed with doing everything themselves? There’s a reason why you need a team. I mean, how many artists went against their teams and their album sucked then complained their label didn’t back them up and is like…it was your choice!!! She needs to refind her audience, her style, her sound. Probably pop-dance or pop-rock. Something like Ashlee Simpson could’ve work for her. Karma is not as bad as they make it, even though you can clearly hear Lindsay Lohan, Miley, Salt-n- Pepa beats, is just that the video and choreography and those clothes THOSE CLOTHES are so distracting. Then there’s Guilty Pleasure (I'm still in love with Judaaas Babyyy). LOL! Oh, you’re singing and dancing sexually in a church? Bears? Groundbreaking!  I’m being kind of an asshole, and it feels sad writing about this, that’s because I hate wasted talent and opportunities. She got both. And if she doesn’t rethink all these choices she’s making, it pretty much will be the end of her musical career. 




 

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